I’m writing reviews rn but I had to show you this.

Here is a record I found today by Married With Children cast member David Faustino. He is “D” Lil. Objectively he may be the worst rapper of his time or any other. Beat isn’t bad (‘92 NYC), but even the instrumentals have him going “meow meow meow meow meow” while some guy in a yellow blazer behind a tree gasses him up and takes all his money.

That is a hammer next to the turntable.

When I saw this, I needed to check to be sure.

That’s Zendaya, wearing a David Faustino “D” Lil promo t-shirt in Challengers (2024, d. Luca Guadagnino), one of the best films of this decade.

You read it here first.

— Doug M